Unless you think floating zombie things that come back in the night to suck your blood are sexy. They’re terrible beasts who will hunt you down and eat you and make you do awful things.īut modern cinema wants us to believe that vampires sparkle and play baseball and such. Real Vampires Are ScaryĪ corollary to the truth that Salem’s Lot is real is this other truth - real vampires are scary. The “actors” who played the Glick brothers have been nowhere - they’re still playing in the misty moors of Maine, that’s where. So, at least there’s a chance she really is an actress and was just playing a part.īut where have Brad Savage and Ronnie Scribner been for the last 40 years? Just like The Exorcist, but there at least you’ve seen Linda Blair on stuff since she made your blood run cold on the screen. ![]() Even if you’ve held it together for that long, your bladder is no match for a pasty white, bloated, Pennywise-grinning MFer floating across the windowsill to devour his brother.īecause … this is too hideous to not be real.
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